To Jimmy Rollins

Dear Mr. Rollins,

You were very right when you said your team was the team to beat.

We had so much fun beating you. Thank you for inviting us in to your home so we could beat you.

We want to invite you up to our home at the end of this month so we can show all of our other friends how much fun it is to beat you. We think they would like that a lot.

Please bring your relievers. They throw real good, and we like to hit them. Because of them, we named all of our bats "Comedy Clubs." It really was that much fun.

Thank you,
The Atlanta Braves