Diary of a Pregnant Woman II: Baby-brain
6:30 - Wakes up singing Happy Working Song
6:40 - Fixes lunch and puts in lunchbag
6:50 - Starts shower to get hot water going; puts in contact
7:00 - During shower, realizes she forgot to put in both contacts
7:10 - While drying hair, realizes that she used to much mousse
7:15 - Not mousse; forgot to wash conditioner out
7:20 - Fixes lunch and puts in other lunchbag when other one can't be found
7:45 - Finds first lunch, eats as second breakfast
8:30 - By miracle of God alone makes it to work; puts second lunch in refrigerator
11:30 - Hungry, need to find lunch
11:45 - Still trying to find someplace to eat
12:00 - gets back to work with a salad; realizes lunch was in the refriegerator
12:15 - eats lunch from yesterday that she forgot
6:00 - arrives home, sorts mail, greets GREATEST HUSBAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD
6:10 - thaws out chicken for dinner
6:15 - checks home email
6:20 - thaws out salmon for dinner
6:30 - sorts mail again, gets deja vu feeling
7:00 - pours glass of water for herself
7:05 - pours glass of water for herself
7:10 - pours glass of water for herself
7:15 - tries to pour a glass of water, but no more glasses
7:30 - alarm on oven sounds
7:35 - husband asks, "what's that beeping?"; pushes timer button on oven
7:36 - husband asks, "was that timing something in the oven"; retrieves pork from oven
8:00 - drinks root beer from bottle with dinner, apparently all glasses are dirty
8:30 - goes to clean kitchen
8:31 - realizes kitchen was being cleaned as she talked to GREATEST HUSBAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD
8:45 - falls asleep in the middle of conversation with GHITWW
6:40 - Fixes lunch and puts in lunchbag
6:50 - Starts shower to get hot water going; puts in contact
7:00 - During shower, realizes she forgot to put in both contacts
7:10 - While drying hair, realizes that she used to much mousse
7:15 - Not mousse; forgot to wash conditioner out
7:20 - Fixes lunch and puts in other lunchbag when other one can't be found
7:45 - Finds first lunch, eats as second breakfast
8:30 - By miracle of God alone makes it to work; puts second lunch in refrigerator
11:30 - Hungry, need to find lunch
11:45 - Still trying to find someplace to eat
12:00 - gets back to work with a salad; realizes lunch was in the refriegerator
12:15 - eats lunch from yesterday that she forgot
6:00 - arrives home, sorts mail, greets GREATEST HUSBAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD
6:10 - thaws out chicken for dinner
6:15 - checks home email
6:20 - thaws out salmon for dinner
6:30 - sorts mail again, gets deja vu feeling
7:00 - pours glass of water for herself
7:05 - pours glass of water for herself
7:10 - pours glass of water for herself
7:15 - tries to pour a glass of water, but no more glasses
7:30 - alarm on oven sounds
7:35 - husband asks, "what's that beeping?"; pushes timer button on oven
7:36 - husband asks, "was that timing something in the oven"; retrieves pork from oven
8:00 - drinks root beer from bottle with dinner, apparently all glasses are dirty
8:30 - goes to clean kitchen
8:31 - realizes kitchen was being cleaned as she talked to GREATEST HUSBAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD
8:45 - falls asleep in the middle of conversation with GHITWW
posted by misawa at 8:29 AM
6 Comments:
Really, I don't see what the issue is...with the chicken, salmon, pork thingy. ;-)
Don't you have a recipe for each one of those?
If they can make a turdunkin work then surely I can get creative :)
I think you mean turducken, unless you're trying to mix a turkey with a donut. :p
Well, I did say I could get creative. I think I can work with that. turducken with a dunkin donut glaze. Sounds like a plan for dinner.
This is why men gain weight during their wife's pregnancies.
just remember she likes to sleep and you may get stuck with the two am feeding....
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