Theaters to jam cell phones

Oh, good Lord, let this come to pass: Theater owners have petitioned the FCC to allow them to jam cell phone signals while on theater property. I'm sure it's happened to you several times as well; my brother had this happen to him last week when he saw Narnia. The opposition claims that this will interfere with emergency calls should there be a need.

[Dr. Evil voice]Riiiiiggghhhhttt...[/Dr. Evil Voice]