Everything has a gender...

From a coworker...

EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many things have a gender.

Ziploc Bags are Male......
because they hold everything in,
but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female......
because once turned off, it takes a while to
warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device if the right buttons are pushed, but can
wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male......
because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male......
because, to get it to go anywhere,
you have to light a fire under it, and
of course, there's that hot air part.

Sponges are Female......
because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female......
because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male......
because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female......
because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male......
because it hasn't changed much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female......
Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you?
But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't
always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!