Friday funny: Ninja vs. Monk

Normally, I find some random joke somebody sends me, something that has been around for years, worked on, tweaked, etc. This time, a news story just fell in to my lap that is so over-the-top stupid, I decided it deserved this spot. Get ready - you may need to put your head in a brace before reading this to cut down on neck pain (from headshaking).

China's Shaolin Temple has demanded a public apology from an Internet user who claimed a Japanese ninja beat its kung fu-practicing monks in a showdown, a lawyer said Friday.

To be honest, I'm not sure why all this gnashing of teeth is taking place. Jack Bauer could beat them all down. With his eyelash.