Friday funny: Scared Soldier

Rated G, from Rev. Gordon:

Chelsea Clinton recently went on a tour of Baghdad. As she was being led around by an officer, she asked him, "Aren't you worried about your safety while you're over here?"

"No," he replied.

"But don't the suicide bombers and the insurgents scare you?" She continued.

"No," he said.

She persisted, "Surely, they must scare you a little."

He stopped and looked her in the eye and said, "Miss Clinton, there are only three things in this world that worry me, Osama, Obama and Yo' Mama!"