Friday, April 28, 2006

The Happy Dance

I'm not sure how I missed this earlier this week:
According to an article in the May 2006 edition of Esquire magazine, the national average for men having sex is 58 times a year.
That's right, once a week plus 6 freebies (anniversary, birthdays (his and hers), when the Braves win the World Series, when the Steelers win the Super Bowl again, going to see Phantom of the Opera with your wife...). But hold on there, it gets better:
It says that if a man has sex 116 times a year, he will add 1.6 years to his life. If he has sex 350 times a year, he will add 8 years.
Wow.

Best. Survey. Findings. Ever.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

I look forward to having sex 8,987 times a year in the future to catch up.

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I take it a man wrote that article.

9:53 AM  

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