Do those come in a small?

Now my fellow Star Wars geeks get... errrr, something, with the introduction of Femtroopers:

If you want to check out a very welcome new trend in science fiction fandom (assuming you're a huge geek), then Google the word "Femtroopers." This is perhaps the most celebratory development for horny Star Wars fans since Princess Leia became Jabba the Hutt's barge ho.

May the force be with them, always.